moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

[id: Screenshot of a conversation with ChatGPT. The human asks:

"How many times does the letter R appear in the word 'scintillate'?"

ChatGPT replies:

"The letter 'r' appears twice in the word 'scintillate'."

The human asks:

"Could you show me where the 'r's are?"

ChatGPT replies:

"Certainly! The letter 'r' appears in the word 'scintillate' in the following positions:

1. After the letter 's'

2. After the letter 'c'

So, the two instances of the letter 'r' are in the positions mentioned above." end id.]

crowley and his golden nail polish

Oh my god I've been so stupid

GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH

It was an outright goddamn death threat

You either take the coffee, or take the death

Metatron you nasty little piece of shit

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE I couldn't understand what the significance of that conversation/the coffee was but I think this is it.

Especially in the context of Metatron saying "For one prince of Heaven to be cast into the outer darkness makes a good story. For it to happen twice makes it look like there is some kind of an institutional problem," and then getting rid of Gabriel for not wanting to do Armageddon pt2 / the Second Coming. How many times has stuff like this happened??

(I saw a post that said Muriel might be an angel that was memory-wiped just like Gabriel given that they were present in the Job minisode and seem overly clueless a la Jim and I can see it tbh)

I bet Metatron is getting more pissed off cause the boss' son is now supposed to have his second coming and if people keep fucking up then Metatron could be in trouble w God? Bringing in Aziraphale means the job opening is filled AND he and Crowley can't team up to thwart it again. Seeing as how the memory-wipe on Gabriel didn't pan out like it likely did in the past, I could see Metatron changing tactics to something more harsh.

me and a wheat farmer with a leaking silo have a lot in common this morning

if you asked either of us what is bothering us we would shout "migraine!"

Crowley shifting into protective husband mode

Good Omens + Parallels

It's perfectly simple.

Aim for my mouth,

but shoot past my ear.

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Crowley's pre- vs post-fall wings. (x)

aaaaah tumblr i missed you